Really? Is it really You, at last?
That's not the right response. You're supposed to say, "God who?"
Oh. Sorry. God who?
Let's take it from the top; works better that way.
Wait; last time you said "God."
Can't you follow simple instructions?
Sure, but you said...
Never mind; let's begin again.
Orange you glad I didn't say... Wait, I got it wrong that time. Sorry. My bad.
I am who?
If you don't know your own name maybe you should see a doctor.
Ha ha! I love that one. Gets 'em every time. Now admit it, don't you feel better?
Actually, I do. If you're done knocking would you care to come in for a while, maybe have a cup of tea?
Lovely idea. Do have you anything decaffeinated?
— Julie P.